Tech Survivor

Survive the workday. Dodge meetings. Defeat management. Tech Survivor is a fast-paced, satirical survival game inspired by Vampire Survivors, where the enemies aren’t monsters. They’re the everyday horrors of tech life. You'll play as an overworked tech employee trapped in an endless corporate nightmare. Waves of annoying coworkers, micromanagers, and demonic corporate directors swarm you as you fight to maintain morale, level up your skills, and survive just one more sprint to ship. Core GameplaySurvivor-style combat with auto-attacks and chaotic enemy swarmsLevel up and build winning combos using tech-themed abilitiesMorale-based health system where burnout is the real final bossShort, repeatable runs perfect for “just one more feature”Weapons & AbilitiesYou will have emails, tickets, pull requests, database queries, and TPS reports at your disposal to get your coworkers off your back.

Coffee refills and that dying plant in the corner of the cubicle will be your life force. Gain experience to win that promotion, unlocking perks that turn burnout into faster deployment! Enemies You’ll Recognize“Quick chat?” coworkersOverbearing managersA delusional C-level suite attacking you with buzzwordsThe soul-sucking shareholders ProgressionThree characters to choose from, each with different work stylesPermanent upgrades between runsDiscover absurd synergies that turn suffering into strengthAt the end of the day, Tech Survivor is a humor-forward, self-aware satirical love letter (and warning) to anyone who’s worked in tech.

Can you survive long enough to ship… or will morale hit zero?…