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Studs Up! Win Ugly

Score goals. Break bodies. Collect teeth. A five-a-side football brawler where pub-league glory comes with broken noses. Recruit a squad of misfits, survive the season and spend your opponents' teeth on the club.

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Gand
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Gand
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Score goals. Break bodies. Collect teeth. Welcome to the pub league. The pitch is questionable, the referee has his price, and your transfer budget is rattling around in somebody else's mouth. Studs Up! Win Ugly is a five-a-side football brawler on a side-on, faux-3D pitch. Charge a shot, bend it after the boot, or send a teammate through with a well-timed pass. Then brace for the return tackle. Goals win matches; the teeth scattered across the pitch help pay for the next one.

Take charge of The Mincers, recruit seven local misfits and drag them through a season against five rival clubs. Between fixtures, return to the pub office to patch up the squad, buy upgrades, take a sponsor's money or slip the referee a little encouragement. Injuries follow you home. Dead players stay dead. Prefer to skip the paperwork? Quick Match puts you straight into the scrap, with tougher opposition waiting after a win. Mud, municipal concrete and suspiciously well-kept turf each put a different spin on a Sunday afternoon.

Got someone on the sofa? 2 Player Quick Match gives you a team each on one screen - keyboard and a controller, or two controllers. FeaturesArcade football - charged shots, passes, lobs, aftertouch and crunching tackles.A full season for The Mincers, with six clubs, named recruits and a derby grudge.A dental economy - collect teeth on the pitch and spend them on 30 upgrades across five branches.…

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