Stockroom Syndrome

Welcome to HØLMIt’s December 1996. Finnish furniture giant HØLM has opened its first superstore in Norway, and you’ve been hired for the night shift. You have three responsibilities:Build flatpack furnitureFurnish the displaySTAY ALIVEBuilding Flatpack FurnitureThere’s nothing more relaxing than building flatpack furniture, so we know you’re going to enjoy your time at HØLM. All our furniture is modular, much like the store itself, so each shift is never quite the same. We don’t know if it’s possible to be excited and relaxed, but we bet that the HØLM night shift is as close as you can get.

And don’t worry, all our furniture has manuals! Furnishing the DisplaysAs well as furniture, you might need to add some extra items to each display. Televisions from our Electronic Department, armchairs from Soft Furnishing, shelves from Storage. And if you get tired on the job, feel free to hit our famous Restaurant to see what’s left over, or retreat to the Stockroom for a well deserved break! But don’t linger too long! Use your creative flair and make every display a work of art!STAY ALIVEDue to unusually high staff turnover on our night shifts, a small number of workplace concerns have recently come to our attention: Walls and ceilings suddenly leaking a mysterious red fluidSpontaneous combustion of furniture and entire displaysMysterious flaming rocks breaking through the floorsScreams/Howls/disturbing audible phenomenaStrange relocation of display mannequinsWe’re sure these are just the delusions of sleep-deprived, disgruntled employees.…