Normal Human Jobs

Congratulations! You've been selected to be CEO! The business card says all you have to do is complete eight regular human jobs in one office building. Sweep a floor, sort some mail, plug in a few cables, that kind of thing. Finish the last one and the corner office is yours. The card doesn't say anything about the robots, or that the whole thing is an experiment and you're what's being measured. But honestly who reads the back of a business card?

The Building has eight floors - each one is a different department with a different chore. You sweep the lobby. You sort mail into pneumatic tubes. You cap coffee leaks in the break room, drag cables through an evolving server maze, and stamp HR forms so they don't bite back. Each department has its own enemies and its own department head, and the department head wants to review your performance personally before you're allowed upstairs. None of the chores are hard and you're providing invaluable data on workplace safety and efficiency.

Every floor has its own skill tree. Somewhere around 140 upgrades total, it got a little out of hand. Earn Performance Points by doing the work and spend them on speed, damage, movement, and a crew of helpers (a roomba, some letter fairies, an intern or two) who automate the chores so you can go deal with whatever's trying to get in your way.…