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I Hate Scalpers

I just hate scalpers. So I made a game about bonking them so they don't come back! Figure out who the scalpers and sitters are and BONK THEM! Duel people in Cut The Line and be the hero the city.

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November 4, 2026
Platforms
Windows
Developer
Passytee
Publisher
Passytee
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About I Hate Scalpers

I HATE SCALPERS. SO WE BONK THEM! Never liked scalpers. Always making my card prices go up and never available. I just want to collect them! So I made a game to bonk them away. Ask them questions. Bonk, duel or a true fan?

Interogate. Find discrepencies. Use ur UV light if you have to! Duel them and win in tournaments in Cut The LineBuild your home for your growing collectionI Hate ScalpersEvidence system to find sitters and scalpers. Connect them and confront! Cut The Line card game for dueling, tournamentsFull card collection for you to build and play with, or find the holographicsCustomize you room for you to add to your collection, display your trophiesMore hammers and more capes to unlock - fitting for a heroI hate scalpers!

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