Emoji Massacre

Float like a 🦋, sting like a 🐝.EMOJI MASSACRE is a fast, cute, surprisingly deep top-down boxing game where every fighter is an emoji — and every emoji has a pair of gloves to match. 😀 SMILEY wears 🥊 Textbook gloves. 😈 DIABLO's 🔥 Scorcher hooks set you on fire. 🗿 MOAI's 🪨 Stone Fists barely budge. 💩 DOOKIE's 🪰 Stink Cloud... slows everyone down.TWO ARMS DO ALL THE TALKINGJabs, hooks, uppercuts, blocks, dodges and frame-tight PARRIES. Stamina is the whole strategy — gas out and you're a heavy bag with legs.

Eat too many clean shots and you get CUT, and the blood keeps coming. Get dropped and you fight the referee's count yourself: tap a swinging marker through blurred, doubled, wobbling vision, and it gets harder every time you go down. Three knockdowns in a round is a TKO. Go the distance instead and three judges score it on the 10-point must system — knockdowns, clean punching, pressure and aggression, round by round, read out on a real scorecard.A CAREER THAT TALKS BACKWeek by week: train in four playable drills that level up as you grind them, take fights for a purse that shrinks the longer you stall, and read the newscast as pundits hype you, doubt you, and crown a rival who always seems to be one win ahead.

Spend the money on coaches, gloves, punch trails, entourages and walk-out songs.…