Chop Goblins
You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS. Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future. And you can finish it in about 30 minutes! Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing
- Release date
- September 25, 2026
- Platforms
- Windows
- Developer
- David Szymanski
- Publisher
- David Szymanski
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About Chop Goblins
You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS. Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.
And you can finish it in about 30 minutes! Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.
FEATURES A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler 5 levels set in different time periods 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun An assortment of different enemies and minibosses Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability
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