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Bahnsen Knights

In a world of religious fanaticism, F5 tornadoes and Ford Sierras you are Boulder, an undercover agent. Your assignment sees you infiltrate the Bahnsen Knights, a deadly, supercharged cult with an enigmatic leader. In this murky and dangerous world you must keep your wits about you and stay alive to unravel the mystery behind an old friend’s disappearance. Who are the Bahnsen Knights? The Bahnsen Knights are the fastest cult in the land. Powered by religious fanaticism and supercharged Sierras they follow their charismatic leader Toni as they unleash hell upon earth. What are their aims? Why a

Release date
December 14, 2023
Platforms
Windows, macOS
Developer
LCB Game Studio
Publisher
Chorus Worldwide Games
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In a world of religious fanaticism, F5 tornadoes and Ford Sierras you are Boulder, an undercover agent. Your assignment sees you infiltrate the Bahnsen Knights, a deadly, supercharged cult with an enigmatic leader. In this murky and dangerous world you must keep your wits about you and stay alive to unravel the mystery behind an old friend’s disappearance. Who are the Bahnsen Knights? The Bahnsen Knights are the fastest cult in the land. Powered by religious fanaticism and supercharged Sierras they follow their charismatic leader Toni as they unleash hell upon earth.

What are their aims? Why are they performing ‘route exorcisms’ and babbling about 'miracles on the road'? And adding to the enigma: Why are they holding paranormal investigator Lou Hill captive in a trunk? An enigmatic leader The Bahnsen Knights’ highest authority, Toni, is an ex-car salesman preaching that Hell is not below but above us all. He was being investigated by agent Cupra, one of your oldest friends in the Agency. But now Cupra’s gone. Does Toni have something to do with his disappearance?

An undercover agent You thought you had seen everything in all your years working for the Agency, but this assignment is something else, something personal, something darker… and it scares you. Will you be able to keep it together for long enough to uncover what happened to Cupra and take down Toni and the Bahnsen Knights once and for all?…

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★ 7.8/10GOG · 7 ratings
GOGLast checked November 3, 2026

Most helpful3

★ 5 / 5
I loved mothmen and this is my second one. A very creative concept!
★ 4 / 5
Bahnsen Knights is ~mostly~ a series of beautiful retro-style pixel art pieces, using consistent thematic style and pallette limitations to produce evocative moments. The music…
★ 3 / 5
Beware it plays with a console pad. A 3rd star for the story CarWars mood.

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★ 4 / 5
Bahnsen Knights is ~mostly~ a series of beautiful retro-style pixel art pieces, using consistent thematic style and pallette limitations to produce evocative moments. The music…
★ 5 / 5
I loved mothmen and this is my second one. A very creative concept!
★ 3 / 5
Beware it plays with a console pad. A 3rd star for the story CarWars mood.

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